Well, that's not a high bar to clear. Truck stop food is preeeeeetty bad... my less-than-superb elementary school may have had worse food, but I'm hard pressed to think of any hot food that's worse that is still considered "edible".
I wasn’t gonna go there, as imho those are kinda the roulette wheel of prepared food stuffs. Some are quite good, some are less than, and some make you shit yourself.
John Woo superstar in the first panel! Is there ever a tactical situation that it would be worthwhile to double up wielding pistols besides maybe trying to get lucky with 9mm and smaller guns against a charging bear?
Double take: That might almost literally be what that guy in the first panel is actually facing off against. What is the budget for all those murdertoys I wonder?
I could see the impromptu use of dual pistols in extremis against an incoming VBIED*... since you're fucked anyway. I say this as this was the only conceivable scenario where my weapon's "3 round burst" was considered by the instructors as a legitimate choice.
